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Someone’s who is very short but at the same time she’s very cute and can make anyone’s day
Example 1: “Damm i was really sad but I saw jorlis and she cheered me up!”
Example 2 “Damm Jorlis is so cute”
Jorlis by Cosmic feelings February 27, 2021
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The best girl you have ever met... she will make you laugh...ALOT you can never be down with Jolissa around..
jolissa by anthonyloveshisxj October 28, 2014
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Jolisa is the kind of girl who is a badass but is also very cute and funny. Usually the center of attention. If she likes you just chose to like her back, she is the REAL DEAL
Jolisa by uncutcheese April 22, 2020

joelissa 

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker
joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017

Joey Jordison 

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer
fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison
Joey Jordison by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005
A flawless bitch that minds her business and will take ur mannnn so fuck off.
ouu Jerlisa just took that girls man
jerlisa by Girl3309 February 18, 2019
People named Joelisa are so beautiful. They are funny and amazing people. You would be lucky to find a Joelisa. They know how to make your day and make you laugh.
Joelisa made my day even when she didn´t know I was going through something
Joelisa by Hello Joelisa October 27, 2020
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