Jordism

Jordism is the belief that Jordi is more than just a human but instead he is a God. The creater of the universe, the best gamer, dankest of memers, wisest of gods, and one who deserves all the praise in the universe.

Jordi Worshipper A: I'm gonna praise Jordi today because I believe in Jordism!

Jordi Worshipper B: I already did that!

by Jordi Worshipper69 May 17, 2022

Joedism

A radical, international, 22nd century philosophical practice unifying all male men named Joe, Joseph, Giuseppe, Yosef, etc.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.

Joe: "Want a cupcake?"
Joe: *nods*

...Joedism.

by bizarnite February 17, 2008

Joey Jordison

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer

fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison

by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005

Joey Jordison

Joey Jordison is the lead drummer for Slipknot, and he is a guitarist for Murderdolls. He is only 5'3", but he is fucking awesome. He's very hot as well.

Joey Jordison fucking rocks!

by -Tragedy- July 23, 2006

Joey Jordison

Amazing drummer for Slipknot, awesome guitarist for Murderdolls, and idol for maggots!

Stay Sic!

Joey Jordison rules!
That's rite maggotfucker!!!

Who's number 1?
JOEY!!!!!!

by Lindroos April 17, 2008

Joey Jordison

a fuckin awesome drummer and guitarist who plays with slipknot and the murderdolls

Joey Jordison roxxors my soxxors!!!

by dragonguy October 14, 2006

Joey Jordison

The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.

Joey Jordison is the most gorgeous drummer in the history of drummers. not to mention kickass.

by SlipKnoTCultist October 25, 2006