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Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.
Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
by smf399 February 16, 2013
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Jordan Rudess

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.
Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.
by Jack Bond August 6, 2006
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Jordan River

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
by mk614 December 23, 2011
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Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.
by Unknown933 June 18, 2017
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jordan risko

adjective: A woman or girl with enormous boobs. Not like Shakira.
Oh fuck man, that girls seriously jordan risko. Her tits are poopping out of her shirt!
by Brette December 29, 2007
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Jordan Ruple

Jordan Ruple, a different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan ruple, and i like to ride it all night long, it is just massive.
by goddamnthesenames September 16, 2008
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jordan rodgers

A thot. Someone who is the most basic
by I Love Jesus Mucho April 20, 2018
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