A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.
Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"
Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
by smf399 February 16, 2013
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A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
by mk614 December 23, 2011
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