the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love Jopie, i think he's cool.'

atheist: 'Jopie is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'

Jopie, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If Jopie came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
Jopie, help us
by Jopie Kwekkeboom February 4, 2010
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repeated & overkilled acts of vandalism.
Graffitti. deface. tag. defile., or specifically to annoy with repeated graffitti.
Someone jopy'ed the bathroom at that sleazy truckstop. There are Jopy's all over the place. The cops caught someone Jopying the bridge.
by jopy December 21, 2004
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damn look at that guy posted up in the club. That dude's a jopi, fashow.
by Alcott Yubolsov November 24, 2007
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A really annoying type of graffiti.
some people seem to think its really cool, its not. Its annoying dumb vandalism. Anyone who graffitis it thinks its just funnier than anything and they are wrong.

Some asshole just jopy'ed our bathroom right after we repainted it for the 4th time.
those taggers just jopy'ed our door again.
i am very tired of seeing jopy everywhere. Jopy sucks.
by vilsack29 February 2, 2007
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A word to describe the natural "high on life" feeling of overwhelming happiness.
I woke up this morning with tons of energy and filled with so much jopy!
Jopy is the new natural happy drug!
by TheLittleKiwi April 11, 2015
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I feel so Jopy!
by Andrew Lu February 2, 2019
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It refers to the smallest student in the class
Maxwell is jopi in our class
by docszx October 2, 2023
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