Jopie 

the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love Jopie, i think he's cool.'

atheist: 'Jopie is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'

Jopie, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If Jopie came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

Jopie, help us

Jopie by Jopie Kwekkeboom February 4, 2010

jodie comer 

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.

jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.

jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020

Joopie 

Andy.
Someone who is sleepy.

"Hey man you lookin' Joopie today, guy. You need some rest, fella."

Joopie by Big Bubble Butt Tea May 28, 2013

jopression 

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

jopression by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Jopper 

Jopper is the pairing between Joyce Byers and Jim Hopper on the show Stranger Things. It has garnered more attention over time, with some cast members, including David Harbour and Millie Bobby Brown, supporting the ship.

Person 1: What's the pairing between the Chief and Joyce called?

Person 2: Jopper.

Jopper by ThrowawayST July 25, 2019

jophie 

jophie is a ship made with Jentzen Ramirez and Sophie Fergi , their both energetic that makes them perfect for each other , their always happy with each other and smiling , they enjoy making videos on youtube with friends; Piper Rockelle , Lev Cameron , Sawyer Sharbino , Emily Dobson , Symonne Harrison , Connor Cain and Hayden Haas , out of all the ships , jophie are the cutest.

Jophie , wow jophie are so cute!

jophie by hello vibes June 1, 2020

Angelina Jolie 

Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).

"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."

Angelina Jolie by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007