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Crazed drunken woman- notorious for her easy charms. Very attractive, as well as the life of every party. Just add liquor. Also known to be good and true friend to the few that know her well.

Unless proven friendly, avoid at all costs. At least hide your boyfriend as men have no resistance to her freely given charms.

Oh god- did that Jooley just leave with my boyfriend?

Be careful, the Jooleys have been drinking... they can smell fear.

Jooley by dagstar February 3, 2010

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Joosey

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.

Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"

Joosey by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018

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Jooley • joley • Jolley • jholey • Joleyne • joolekah • Joosey • Jodleyarchy • Joeley • Johley

joley

An amazing, beautiful, talented and lovable girl.

Joley is so awesome, I wish I was her.

joley by Anna2256 November 10, 2014

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joocey

Number 1 ash in Australia, and best siege youtuber on youtuber

3 + 3 = 6 joocey

joocey by Number 1 Ash February 18, 2021

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Jolley

A small northern creature which can be seen frequenting the Bloomfield road area.

It is often bad tempered leading to hostile human - Jolley interactions.

The Jolley is often found in the north of England and is native to the Blackpool area. The Jolley has a gruff sound and is often observed with an orange tinge. The Jolley has been known to migrate to southern England in search of resources to take back to it's northern homeland.

'Do you see that small orange furball little timmy?'
'Yes dad it looks like it's been abused by someones penis!'
'Thats a Jolley'

Jolley by JolleyObserver November 4, 2009

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joozey

Something that is extremely wet and sticky and just keeps oozing.

"Jinkies!" Velma screamed, my pussay is joozey.

joozey by Jethfhj April 9, 2017

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Joley

Joley is a girl who often has blonde hair. She usually has a farm and is definitely a horse girl. Joley is aggressive but will cry when yelled at. She is very bad at spelling at auto correct never helps her. Joley is a sweet girl, but also a bully and scares people.

Girl 1: Did you guys see Joley punch that girl who was shooting the three pointer? It was crazy!

Joley by HadleysHorses June 28, 2020

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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