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Joley is a girl who often has blonde hair. She usually has a farm and is definitely a horse girl. Joley is aggressive but will cry when yelled at. She is very bad at spelling at auto correct never helps her. Joley is a sweet girl, but also a bully and scares people.
Girl 1: Did you guys see Joley punch that girl who was shooting the three pointer? It was crazy!
Joley by HadleysHorses June 28, 2020
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Joley's are one of the most trustworthy people in the world. They are extremely loyal, and an outstanding friend. They can sometimes have anger issues, or a lot of the time. But, when she's with her friends her aggressiveness dies down a little. She thinks she only has a few friends, or none. When literally everyone wants to be her friend. She only has about 1 or 2 close friends. When she is sad or upset she usually hides it and pretends to be okay when she actually is hurting. Little does she know her close friends are right there to help her through it. Joleys are extremely athletic and gifted in all sports. Most prefer basketball or track though. Joleys are animal people and loves horses and stuff like that. They either are blonde with green/blue eyes, or both cause they are just that special. And others have dirty blonde hair with hazel eyes. Joleys are very special people so if you have one in your life i would suggest you do not let them go. They are so strong, smart, amazing, special, outstanding, and so much more. If you are lucky enough to have a joley then dang you were very blessed.
Joleys are too great for there name to just be in a sentence :)
Joley by Tom Stanely H. June 28, 2020

joley hunter 

joley hunter by BOIII!!!! February 17, 2017

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok
Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Joey Trap 

The most underrated nigga alive. He is one of the best rappers in existence, and he likes cartoons so it's a bonus.
Random bitch: Did you hear about how the two best Joey Trap albums got taken off of Spotify?
Random dick: Yah, I know! Someone needs to fire the niggas who removed them

Joey Diaz 

A hilarious comedian born in Cuba and raised in New Jersey. Known for his over-the-top style of comedy and vivid imagery, Joey Diaz is a comic who has a joke for everyone. Endless stories about his cocaine days and growing up in Jersey and Colorado have legendary status. His vernacular is one of a kind and will make you feel as if you're a character on "The Sopranos". Considered by some to be the funniest man alive, it won't hurt to check some of his specials out or even his podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now" (Uncle Joey's Joint as of 2020).
"Last night I watched one of Joey Diaz's podcasts, I couldn't hold my laughter for more than a minute at a time."
Joey Diaz by navajodave69 November 11, 2020
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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