Jonzac is a city from Charentes-Maritime in south of France. This city is really famous for his bar Le Jonzacais, for his specialty "La pine de charente" and for his thermal station "les Antilles".
by Clélia 756 November 29, 2012
Get the Jonzac mug.A team doing something exceptional, way above their individual capabilities. A JONZA can be an exclamation of surprise at how well a team pulled something off.
by SinkingSideways November 21, 2022
Get the JONZA mug.The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.
1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.
2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.
2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!
Why?
Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!
Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)
No, The Jonas Brothers!
Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...
2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?
Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!
(Stab, eat the body)
Why?
Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!
Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)
No, The Jonas Brothers!
Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...
2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?
Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!
(Stab, eat the body)
by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009
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Dude the Jonas Brothers are the most incredibly gay people on this Earth, I sure hope the Jonacaust comes soon.
by Tori H. June 28, 2009
Get the Jonacaust mug.Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"
Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"
Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"
Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"
Guy 1 "Word"
Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"
Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"
Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"
Guy 1 "Word"
by Malcolm July 19, 2004
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