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Jonzac is a city from Charentes-Maritime in south of France. This city is really famous for his bar Le Jonzacais, for his specialty "La pine de charente" and for his thermal station "les Antilles".
I like the Pine from Jonzac!
Jonzac by Clélia 756 November 29, 2012
Words you can keep
A team doing something exceptional, way above their individual capabilities. A JONZA can be an exclamation of surprise at how well a team pulled something off.
The team has totally done a JONZA on this. Incredible effort.
JONZA by SinkingSideways November 21, 2022
Related Words
Jonzac Jonjack Jonza jonac Jonacaust Jonace jonachoo Jonacide Jonack Jonlacour

Jonacide 

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)

Jonacaust 

the mass murder of all Jonas Brothers fans and Jonas Brothers, believed to happen in the near future
Dude the Jonas Brothers are the most incredibly gay people on this Earth, I sure hope the Jonacaust comes soon.
Jonacaust by Tori H. June 28, 2009
The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.
Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"
jonmac by Malcolm July 19, 2004
He’s so chonk he could be jonjack
Jonjack by Juan cesar July 20, 2019

Jonlacour 

person with a deisfigured toe.
Jonlacour by Jon LaCour September 7, 2005
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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