Jonoli

A Jonoli is the sort of person who uses the wrong word even when he knows it's wrong. The kind of person who massacres the english language for fun. Prove them wrong and they'll double down just because they can. The kind of person who's too stupid to realize how stupid they are, and therefore considers themselves a genius. A virtual font of bad ideas, a bog of idiocy so deep you can find oil.

"That's so dumb, Jonoli would say it. Wait, sorry, that was too mean."

by xlblplk June 13, 2020

Jovolisko

A highly taxed town in DayZ named by former pro esports player now youtuber and streamer "Dellor" who is the mayor of this highly taxed area.

Attention to all citizens of Jovolisko, it is now tax season, and it is one hundred percent tax rate. Please go to the barn in the middle of Jovolisko if you do not want to be taxed.

by Some1onUrbanDict February 28, 2021

Jonaliza

is a most amazing girl, she has a incredible smile that will make you smile too, she is a sensitive girl but also an understanding girl. anyone would be lucky to have her in their life. she'll say what's on her mind and not beat around the bush. she is an amazing girl pochim

friend 1: where is jonaliza?
friend 2: i dont know, probably on twitter watching some stuffs

by taurusded June 7, 2021

Jojolion

A story about breaking a "Curse"

*you're watching a movie, and a character in the movie is trying to break a curse*
You: oh look! This is a Jojolion moment

by Ihavethedumbness June 18, 2021

jojolion

the 8th part of the manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where a sailor boy goes on a bizarre adventure to look into his past

Hirohiko Araki: Jojolion chapter 101 will be released on Chapter 101 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8: Jojolion manga will be released on Saturday, October 17, at 9:30, am PDT
Jojolion Fans: poggers

by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020

jonovian

A boy who's smile lights up the room...some one who can deal with your shit for days and still not tell u how annoying you are. Someone who is sexy,smart,kind,and caring. Someone who can make you laugh on your worst days.Jonovian is fucking amazing

All these boys at this school suck...i need to find me a Jonovian.

by Chickentenders1swoop10th February 3, 2018

Jonalized

To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.

"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.

by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009