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A Jonoli is the sort of person who uses the wrong word even when he knows it's wrong. The kind of person who massacres the english language for fun. Prove them wrong and they'll double down just because they can. The kind of person who's too stupid to realize how stupid they are, and therefore considers themselves a genius. A virtual font of bad ideas, a bog of idiocy so deep you can find oil.
"That's so dumb, Jonoli would say it. Wait, sorry, that was too mean."
Jonoli by xlblplk June 13, 2020
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Jovolisko 

A highly taxed town in DayZ named by former pro esports player now youtuber and streamer "Dellor" who is the mayor of this highly taxed area.
Attention to all citizens of Jovolisko, it is now tax season, and it is one hundred percent tax rate. Please go to the barn in the middle of Jovolisko if you do not want to be taxed.
Jovolisko by Some1onUrbanDict February 28, 2021
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is a most amazing girl, she has a incredible smile that will make you smile too, she is a sensitive girl but also an understanding girl. anyone would be lucky to have her in their life. she'll say what's on her mind and not beat around the bush. she is an amazing girl pochim
friend 1: where is jonaliza?
friend 2: i dont know, probably on twitter watching some stuffs
Jonaliza by taurusded June 7, 2021

Jojolion 

A story about breaking a "Curse"
*you're watching a movie, and a character in the movie is trying to break a curse*
You: oh look! This is a Jojolion moment
Jojolion by Ihavethedumbness June 18, 2021

jojolion 

the 8th part of the manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where a sailor boy goes on a bizarre adventure to look into his past
Hirohiko Araki: Jojolion chapter 101 will be released on Chapter 101 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8: Jojolion manga will be released on Saturday, October 17, at 9:30, am PDT
Jojolion Fans: poggers

jonovian 

A boy who's smile lights up the room...some one who can deal with your shit for days and still not tell u how annoying you are. Someone who is sexy,smart,kind,and caring. Someone who can make you laugh on your worst days.Jonovian is fucking amazing
All these boys at this school suck...i need to find me a Jonovian.
To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.
"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.
Jonalized by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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