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joony cakes 

Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical

johnny cakes

Referring to someone who is a homosexual male. Derrived from the HBO series "The Sopranos", in which Vito, the gay mobster, found a love interest who would "make him his famous Johnny Cakes". Vito loves those Johnny Cakes, and would either order a "tall stack" or a "short stack".
"Look, there's Ryan Secrest. I wonder who's flippin' his Johnny Cakes?"
johnny cakes by vito love May 17, 2006

johnny cakes

a breakfast dish that you order if you are gay (as coined on The Sopranos)
Mother: "I just saw Stuart over at Egg Harbor...he was by himself and eating a tall stack of johnny cakes...what's up with that?"

Rob: "<Giggle> I don't know, but thank you for letting me know! <Tongue-wag>"

johnny cakes

Homosexual / Gay man...derived from The Sopranos and gay character Vito Spatafore who loved ordering johnny cakes (pancakes / flapjacks) from the gay diner worker / fireman
That cat was kissing on a girl at the bar? Man I thought that dude was johnny cakes in this motherfucker
johnny cakes by (no homo) July 30, 2008

johnny cakes

Euphemism for Gay Sex. Taken from the most recent season of The SOpranos. Vito, being a closeted homosexual is offered Johnny Cakes by a fellow rough putter.
"Andrew keeps asking Vito if he likes Johnny Cakes"

i love you johnny cakes 

what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.
Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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