Jonny Cakes 

An amatuer ping pong player from Rutherford, New Jersey who occasionally beats George Schneider on pure luck.

Jonny Cakes : Ha! Good game loser!
George : That ball skimmed the edge you lucky bastard!

Jonny Cakes by Ul<nown January 12, 2009

joony cakes 

Prison slang for butt/anus.

Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical

joony cakes by The Booty Exorcist April 24, 2017

johnny cakes

Referring to someone who is a homosexual male. Derrived from the HBO series "The Sopranos", in which Vito, the gay mobster, found a love interest who would "make him his famous Johnny Cakes". Vito loves those Johnny Cakes, and would either order a "tall stack" or a "short stack".

"Look, there's Ryan Secrest. I wonder who's flippin' his Johnny Cakes?"

johnny cakes by vito love May 17, 2006

johnny cakes

a breakfast dish that you order if you are gay (as coined on The Sopranos)

Mother: "I just saw Stuart over at Egg Harbor...he was by himself and eating a tall stack of johnny cakes...what's up with that?"

Rob: "<Giggle> I don't know, but thank you for letting me know! <Tongue-wag>"

johnny cakes by The Keefer's 7 May 17, 2006

johnny cakes

Homosexual / Gay man...derived from The Sopranos and gay character Vito Spatafore who loved ordering johnny cakes (pancakes / flapjacks) from the gay diner worker / fireman

That cat was kissing on a girl at the bar? Man I thought that dude was johnny cakes in this motherfucker

johnny cakes by (no homo) July 30, 2008

johnny cakes

Euphemism for Gay Sex. Taken from the most recent season of The SOpranos. Vito, being a closeted homosexual is offered Johnny Cakes by a fellow rough putter.

"Andrew keeps asking Vito if he likes Johnny Cakes"

johnny cakes by Marshall Bananna May 23, 2006

i love you johnny cakes 

what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.

Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!

i love you johnny cakes by Sean Eastbridge May 27, 2006