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Jonlil by Name Coordinator 1 November 23, 2021
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Jonila
Jonila has an unhealthy obsession with toads, frogs and rats. She is incredibly creative and a really talented artist, if she trys to deny it just know she is lying. She is shy when you first talk to her but when she warms up to you she is the purist most wholesome human ever. She is the second most adorable living thing, the first most adorable thing is her cat which can never be beaten on the adorable living things tier list. She’s a bit of a weeb but a cool one. If you find one in the wild make sure to treasure her, Jonila's are very rare to come by.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
Jonila by anotherreallycoolperson June 10, 2020
jonline
Steph: "hey Tom, where you headed with your laptop?"
Tom: "Need to go jonline and check a few emails"
Steph: "Nothing like multi-tasking".
Tom: "Need to go jonline and check a few emails"
Steph: "Nothing like multi-tasking".
jonline by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008
Jonila
Jonila means "Gift of God" in the ancient albanian language and is an over 3000 years old name. She is fierce, stubborn and succedes in everything she touches. Everytime she enters a room she fills it with her big energy. That's why many people hate her: she's a powefull, beautiful and intelligent goddess and many people envy her. Only a few people can handle her big balls attitude. That's why she attracts many. She only has a few real friends tho because she likes to keep her circle small.
She has built many walls around her and only a few people can reach her soft and vulnerable core. So if you know a Jonila and you've ever seen her vulnerable side: feel blessed because you were chosen by the goddess herself.
Jonilas are very rare to find. She's the Beyonce in her friendsgroup.
She has built many walls around her and only a few people can reach her soft and vulnerable core. So if you know a Jonila and you've ever seen her vulnerable side: feel blessed because you were chosen by the goddess herself.
Jonilas are very rare to find. She's the Beyonce in her friendsgroup.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You will feel blessed if you know one, because then you've been chosen by the goddess herself!
Other Person: You will feel blessed if you know one, because then you've been chosen by the goddess herself!
Jonila by erykahzahra November 21, 2021
Jontilloquy Jemericks
Jontilloquy Jemericks was famous uptown in the late 80's for his skillfull basketball playing, mostly on 136th and Convent as his headquarters. He has since retired from the game. He had NBA level skills but let his youth pass him by.
Jontilloquy Jemericks by Restasis July 12, 2009
Johlil
Johlil by AwesomePerson31 April 16, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.