Absolute unit whole come 2 foot you gran down the stairs

He also looks like a dilf of a YouTuber whole plays for Newcastle and is a BOX TO BOX midfielder

Yo jack imma come get jonjo shelvey to 2 foot your mother down the stairs and make her cream you muffle puff

Jonjo shelvey by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021

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Jonjo woods

Likes cock is very sensitive up the ass

Jonjo woods is saying 67

Jonjo woods by Monkeyguy20 October 6, 2025

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is one of the most confusing shonen anime of all time.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by Hot Single Near You December 9, 2020

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JoJoke

A meme about the anime and manga JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, often in the form of taking a well-known quote from the show or cartoons and making fun of it.

Did you see the jojokes on my Discord server?

JoJoke by Minifinger December 27, 2016

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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