Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is one of the most confusing shonen anime of all time.
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a series of Manga that revolves over a family who have have a Jo in the first name and Jo in the last. Craziness ensues. Also, vampires, steamrollers, and magic guardians.
Dio Brando: So, Jotaro. I finally figured out a way to kill you!
*TAKES OUT A HELL OF A LOT OF KNIVES*
Your death will be more gruesome than Joseph's!
ZA WARUDO!

That's Basically how part 3 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure went down.
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A manga and anime that is enjoyable even for viewers who do not readily watch Japanese media.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is wild ride of muscle hunks, classic rock trivia, and questionable fashion choices.
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A popular anime/manga about massive guys with massive muscles. The series focuses around the Joestar bloodline, who fight mask vampires, column fellows, mask vampires with magic bodyguards, some weird guy obsessed with women's hands and drug dealer gang leaders. Jonathan is manly, Joseph is charismatic, Jotaro is edgy, Josuke is confident, and Giorno is gangsta at playing pianos. With the power of breathing or their manifestations of their inner will, they fight evil and befriend many allies that usually die.
Guy 1: "Have you heard of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?"
Guy 2: "BRRRRRRAKAMONO GA!" *gun emerges from chest*
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A manga series created by Hirohiko Araki in 1987-2020. The current manga and chapter is Jojolion Chapter 99. This is also famously known for fans being obnoxious in the YouTube comment section by saying: "IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!"
What?! You never heard of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?!
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AN AMAZING ANIME, ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT NOT JUST ANIME AN AMAZING PIECE OF CINEMA THAT ENCOMPASES EVERYTHING THAT EVERY OTHER ANIME SHOULD BE AND MORE You see its about this little boy named Jotaro who had a dream to CONQUER HIS ENEMIES AND KILL ALL OF HIS ENEMIES. He has friends like his weird GrandFather who tags along on most of his missions and his highschool friend Kakyoin that really should make his move on Jotaro's mom, Oh and a French dude who tried to kill them in a restaurant and has a pokey sword thing who learned the power of friendship through Jotaro's other friend, Avdol, A person who can set things on fire, You See Avdol Gave This Man 3rd degree burns all over his body and now the french man loves all of them and loses an arm later on and joseph loves to party and joseph is the grandfather of jotaro! and joseph cheated on his wife to make a new jojo, thats all you need to know. and they all possess powers called stands which are just spirit punchy things. Basically jotaro's stand can punch things hard and can look at things really good. And Kakyoin's stand can...well he can f*nger people up the a** to mind control them. and jotaro's grandfather, joseph, has a stand that is a viney thing and hes very useful in every situation definitely. oh and frenchy bois stand is a swordsman and they're fighting a dude called dio who has a stand called The World and can stop time and thats all you need to know about jojo's bizarre adventure.
"Whoa dude, Have you seen Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?" "No im a deadass"
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A manga that is well known for its wacky characters, intense action sequences, and insane plot lines. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, written by Hirohiko Araki, is a seven part series that gained most of its popularity in the 90s and is the second longest running manga to date (over 100 volumes and counting).

The story revolves around a protagonist, who has the syllable "jo" in his first and last name, who has to kill an immortal evil that threatens mankind (vampires, gods, ex.) . The series is best known for its references to popular music in America, most of which are the names of characters in the series. Suzi Q, Vanilla Ice, White Snake, ZZ Top, Lisa Lisa, the list goes on.

Today the only thing people remember about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is Dio Brando crushing the shit out of Jotaro with a steam roller while yelling "WRYYY" which is ultimately the best scene in the series but keeps would-be fans from reading anything else in the story.
Anyone new to reading manga or in need of a good classic series should read this.
Of all the volumes in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Volumes 5-12 are my personal favorite. The plot circulates around three gods named Wham, ACDC, and Cars. The protagonist, named Joseph Joestar, teams up with a Italian man who kills people with soap bubbles and a nazi with a machine gun coming out of his chest to defeat them! I don't remember the rest but you should read it...its that awesome!
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