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A disgusting ship in Game of Thrones that suggests Jon Snow and Sansa Stark will be a couple. It is a plague on the Game of Thrones community.
Jonsa shipper: Did you see the scene where Jon reunited with Sansa?! It was epic, I know they are going to be a great couple!
Normal person: Get the fuck out.
Jonsa by kingkong32 September 26, 2018
a crackship in game of thrones that got every theories right but the shippers got bullied and harrassed by jonerys fandom and people who thought dany will never become evil ever.
bnf guy: i cant believe the shippers got it right, man, jonsas are good at this

a pressed jonerys shipper: they can have the correct theories but they can never have a canon ship where half of the pairing killed the other uwu
jonsa by melli918 July 27, 2019

Jonsa Biceps 

a World champion armwresler. It is said that he won against shaggy using 2% of his Powers!

He also destroys mr alex every time they meet on the table
Oh look! its JONSA BICEPS. Watch out or he might crush your balls with his NMDs
Jonsa Biceps by Memobu7 February 25, 2019

jonah marais roth frantzich 

The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.
"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"

Jonah Marais 

brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette
girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post

Me: YES HE IS SO HOT
Jonah Marais by Whydontwezdjjc August 14, 2017

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat
Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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