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joniah is the guy you will fall for you. idc what all of y'all say "oH all j's break your heart" THIS ONE HEALS IT. if you have a joniah as a friend, keep him. he might seem to not care, but he really does. plus he's really fucking hot. he typically settles for one friend group because he's not the most out going person out there.

all joniahs, and i swear on my life, have one feminine friend that they would absolutely die for. they're basically siblings at this point, they can always steal each other's clothes and walk into each other's houses whenever they want to. they wanna travel the world and go everywhere they can think of. they typically end up being inseparable and love each to death.

a joniah will make you laugh with his jokes and usually likes to just watch tv and laugh. if you get a joniah as a boyfriend, and let's be honest, will probably be his best friend, he'll wanna cuddle with you all day. he wants to face time all the damn time that you wanna be annoyed but you can't because you answer and he's all smiley at you. he'll send you photos of himself in your clothes, but he's so cute you won't even care if he stretches it. joniah's are all around just the guy to be with.

in conclusion, yes my boyfriend's name is joniah and yes i was his best girl friend from the end of fifth grade to ninth grade till he finally asked me out. girls, if your best friend is a joniah, YOU MAN UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT!
"girl my friend is being so annoying omg"
"really what's his name? i'll beat him up for you"
"NO he's joniah, but i kinda like him.."
Joniah by daddysbigtummy October 20, 2019
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Joniah is a loyal, honest, friendly, forgiving individual. If you have her in your life keep her, she's worth fighting for. Nobody does it better then Joniah. (Especially when she twerk) Joniah doesn't take nobody shit, especially not a nigga.
If you wanna go get drunk and turn up, call Joniah.
Joniah by literallyher November 20, 2023
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