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Jonasized 

to have your whole room filled with Jonas Brothers posters/memorabilia. It also means to be completely and utterly obsessed with the Jo Bros.
Girl 1- Is your whole room like jonasized??!"
Girl 2- OMG HELL YES!
Jonasized by katelyn92 January 11, 2008
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jonasized 

working out to Jonas Brothers music to get skinny and fit just in case you "accidentally" run into them at their very own house in LA or NJ or wherever they are at the time.
Obsessed fan one: "AYYE YO! Lets get Jonasized!"

Obsessed fan two: "THIS IS HARD WORK!
Isn't it Burnin' Up in here? While I'm Jonasizing!"

Obsessed fan one: "Youre fat and ugly, you need to be Jonasized."

aaahahah.
wow.
jonasized by bbbrittanybbbyo October 15, 2008
To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.
"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.
Jonalized by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009

Jonesied 

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.
“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”
Jonesied by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018

jonasisdumb 

A person on tiktok that goes by the name of Jonasisdumb
Hey did you see Jonasisdumb on tiktok!
jonasisdumb by Crazy8boy October 27, 2019
1 - When someone becomes obsessed with the Jonas Brothers
2 - When somebody puts a bunch of Jonas Brother quotes or posters or other such JB things on something or someone

It's pretty much when the Jonas brothers "Pone" (not Pwn) someone/thing either directly or through their fans.
Example 1 - Girl 1 - "Wow, Alicia's room is filled with JB posters"
Girl 2 - "Yah she's totally been Jonafied"

Example 2 - Girl 1 - "Did you see the third stall from the door in the girls washroom on the second floor?"
Girl 2 - "YES! Stacey was in there yesterday and she totally Jonafied the walls! The janitors were all like 'Yo that's illogical, I can't have it'"
Jonafied by Codi Starks III March 14, 2008
Youve been pimped Jonas style
Amanda and Paige have been jonafied
Jonafied by amanda and paige June 20, 2008
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