jon luvelli 

One of the most influential people in the entertainment industry today. Consults, writes for Major as well as independent artists, actors. Very private person, that keeps a very low profile. He has written for TV shows, acted as a child actor in Film. Jon has also been in the rap industry for years helping out independent artists, he is known as the Guru. He has created inventions that help everyday use. It seems there nothing this man can't do a "Jack of all Trades" but a "Master of All".

Alt Bio
Songwriter, rapper that has helped out alot of independent rap artists. aka Jon Luvelli. A rapper himself that refuses to release tracks to any major label, but is said to have hundreds of tracks. Known in for the tracks "Sorry Homie aka Sorry I fucked your bitch", "Pimpin Ain't Easy", "Take Dat", and song forced on him by record label politics "Mamacita", and a few more, which he refused to support and only did one take on the song.
Also ran an adult magazine called "Swingers". Claims Cali, Arizona and Missouri as his homes.

"always though she was lookin at me with some x-ray wishes just ta peep da LD, didn't wanna show er U.S. GRADE A Beef, otherwise she'd be all ova me... excert from the song "SORRY HOMIE" LUVELLI a.k.a Jon Luvelli 2001

jon luvelli by JerodtheThespian July 30, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012