Jon Benet 

noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.

adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized

noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"

adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."

Jon Benet by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005

Jon Benet 

An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.

Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"

Jon Benet by TroyMcClure 13 July 7, 2011

Jon Benet Pâté 

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.

Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?

Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Jon Benet Ramsey

A 6-year-old girl who was murdered Christmas Eve 1996, the case is still unsolved. This injustice speaks for all social/ethnic groups.

For the love of Jon Benet Ramsey will the Muslims and Jews ever stop fighting?

Jon Benet Ramsey by justice4all November 9, 2006

Jon-Benet style

When adult females shave off all their pussy hair, which looks eerily like a small child's pubic region. Hence the Jon Benet Ramsey reference.

My girlfriend shaved her shit Jon-Benet style. She knows I love a smooth pussy.

Jon-Benet style by killakalli August 12, 2008

jon benet ramsey

Non alcoholic bar drink - A Shirley Temple without the Cherry (we kicked a guy out of my bar for ordering this).

See Nigga with Gold Teeth (we also kicked a guy out of bar for that one too.

Barkeep... Sling me a Jon Benet Ramsey!

jon benet ramsey by Uncle Fishbits February 14, 2007

The Jon Benet 

Having a completely shaved pussy

During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!

The Jon Benet by ibemeubu May 13, 2009