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He’s a gift from satan and pure hell. He’s a big player, doesn’t know how to tepláky and has appearance of pig. Also he is very homiesexual.
My friend: I like Jonáš
Me: *slaps the hell out of her*
Jonáš by THEonlyFAXspitter November 22, 2021
A gift from god himself

A gift that will look after his friends and usually doesnt get angry

has a mega cock
Hey man whats your cock size

Jonas

Whoa thats prettey poggers
Jonas by NotEthrealAdonis December 22, 2020
Meet a Jonas once and you’ve felt like you’ve known them your whole life, a connection like no other. Always puts othrs before them without a second thought. They are committed for the long haul with you and make it a priority that you are happy. A Jonas is extremely humorous and very insightful, honest about what they need but can sometimes forget they give too much of themselves away. Jonas’s are beyond sweet, maybe sweeter than the tears of angels, always going out of their way to make you smile, extremely family friendly but a hard core stoner, they are athletic and always have the perfect car ride playlists. Jonas’s are really appreciative, a small gesture of kindness goes a long way and may mean more than you know. Jonas’s aren’t fragile but do handle them with care because they are worth something to be cherished for a life time and cannot be replaced. A Jonas will give their all to you weather it be missing an important event to spend a minute with you to getting on his knees to seek approval from your loved ones, a Jonas is extremely handsome, absolutely goofy consisting of a smile of a prince from a fairy tail, eyes that are vast and welcoming like a fall day, a Jonas is comparatively taller than the general population which makes them a perfect candidate to take to a crowded event. A Jonas will be your bestfriend, Jonas’s will enter your life unexpectedly it’s important you strive to be your best self because a Jonas is always doing more for you.
Wow, I just met a Jonas... is this heaven on earth?
Jonas by Anniefarrell October 17, 2019
Jonas is a special dude. He’s sweet, caring, will always listen to you, and offer his honest opinion. Not to mention, he’s pretty hot. He works hard and is resilient and smart. He gives you advice when you don’t know what to do and need help. He’s funny and sarcastic, and knows how to make you laugh until your chest hurts. He makes an amazing boyfriend and will truly be your best friend. Talking to him is like taking a pause from the world and drama, and taking a second to relax and enjoy being with him. I love Jonas, he’s amazing! 💗
Girl, “I think I’ve fallen in love.”
Friend, “Yup! That’s Jonas for you.”
Jonas by hotmutantninja March 5, 2020
Jonas is German name if you ever find one in your life you should feel luck. He is funny,smart, and handsome his crystal blue eyes will make you feel happy and warm. If you ever fall in love with a jonas, dont let go of that love that will be your biggest biggest mistake.
Jonas is a German name
JONAS by The pensome March 26, 2020
Jonas is one of the most best person you'll ever met. He is just so much fun to be around and he'll make you laugh so much. He super talented and smart, he has the best personality. He'll always be there even when you screwed. He that one person that you'll fall in love with and always be in love with. If you ever met a Jonas, you're one of the luckiest person ever. He'll always be on your mind, and he super good looking.
Have you met Jonas, he is one of the best.
Jonas by Happiness.grace September 10, 2020
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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