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Polish version of the name "Jonah".

Jonasz is one of the kindest guys you will ever meet. His smile can light up your whole world in an instant. Just being around him makes you feel safe and cared for. He can be quiet and reserved or outgoing and fun. He loves to listen to music. Team sports are his favourite type of sports activity, but he's also willingly attending the gym. Cooking skills are his strong side. Most of his clothes are made of boyfriend material. The perfect companion for movie nights, but also to party. If you are looking for someone to spend hours chatting with, do not be afraid to approach him. When you can not find the song you heard on the radio, Jonasz is the person you should approach and ask to help. Sometimes he may think he isn’t good enough but in all honesty, he’s perfect the way he is. He’s smart, compassionate, athletic, and funny. Jonasz never leaves others 'on read' and always responds with the perfect timing.
- I'm looking for a perfect date.
- So you are looking for Jonasz?
Jonasz by Y00 November 23, 2021
The name Jonasz is special, it normally likes squid game and the Melo Movie. it is normally realyy nice as a person but when alone it is a demon
Jonasz is special
Jonasz by Brown-eyed human February 25, 2025

jonasz palacz 

The strongest male and is very fast.His reflexes are very speedy but not only that he is also sometimes called the son everyone would like.
Jonasz Palacz won the race
jonasz palacz by Jonasz Palacz November 8, 2020

Jonas Brothers 

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
Jonas Brothers by Super Tips July 28, 2023

Jonasism 

The religion of worshipping the Jonas Brothers.
Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019

My Name is Jonas 

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.
weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
My Name is Jonas by edwild22 March 1, 2009
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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