Jolked

So jacked and yolked it’s comical.
IE. comically large bodybuilder
jåk-ed

“That mans was fucking jolked”

by skilli January 17, 2021

Jooked

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

by Kadava September 25, 2003

Jonked

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

joked out

When a person is laughing really hard.

"I swear to Moses... That boy Tustin fell in slow motion. It was so funny, I was joked out!"

by Lusher Lion February 9, 2014

Speed Jocked

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed

Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30

by lilnater July 12, 2009

joleda

A very sweet,smart,very sexy person. She can be different at some times. Once you meet her you will never forget her beauty

Damn look at Joleda she is so beautiful and sweet

by Bairr1994 April 21, 2018