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Noun:
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.

Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.

Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
Noun:
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!

Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.

Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
Jolk by JSmith1996 November 30, 2010
Related Words
Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.
jolk by SEEEN June 23, 2004
she's a hoe but like an uwu kind of hoe
her name is jolk not josefine you musty bitch
jolk by musty lady January 21, 2019

coach jolk 

health teacher who gives out a lot of work and was a nice guy but then gave out work that is wayyy to hard for anyone
coach jolk by james boxaplenty April 20, 2008
The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.
Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!
jolking by Sankdadude December 3, 2014
The attempt of a mexican girl trying to spell joking
Natalia thought something was funny and said "jolking".
Leaving everyone confused
jolking by DasCoon October 17, 2011