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The sweetest, cutest, nicest girl you could ever have the chance of meeting, she will always be there for you, she will come of as shy and quiet but those qualities are the ones you will fall for in a girl like her, never let her go if you meet a girl like her. <3
im lucky to have joleah as my girl :)
Joleah by anaklusmos August 1, 2011
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Palahubog periodt.
Joleah is drinking Tanduay.
Joleah by Huling November 23, 2021
Related Words
Joleah • JoLeaha • Jaleah • Joelah • jaleaha • Jeleah • Jolea • Jolean • Jolahnie • Joleandra
An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.
Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-
An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.

The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.

The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
Example 1

Male: "I love you"

Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"

Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
Is smart, very independent, speaks mind, open to others opinion. Can laugh, may show insecurities but they just need someone to be there from time to time. Great person inside and takes pride of the person outside.
Friend: Hey Jaleah Im having trouble with my boyfriend
Jaleah: Maybe you should give him some space. :
Jaleah by Poetical Lele January 4, 2014
the default ship name for couples that only interact with each other over text.
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent
- Hey? They're a cute couple!
-- No way they're totally a JOELAH.
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