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Jolea. Jolea ist the best person you will ever know. She is so beautiful, loving and cares for everyone. But you have to be strong the first time you meet her, especially when you’re a guy. She will be kind of harsh and maybe a little violent, but its nothing personal, thats just how she is. Thats what makes her special. She ist so honest, supportive and lovely from the beginning.

If you meet one, keep her or you will regret it!!

She also has a lot of big dick energy!
Boy: “Oh Jolea is so mean, but I love her!”
Girl: “ Yess and she is always so supportive, shes the one I would fall for.”
Jolea by Ilovestardewvalley November 23, 2021
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she is really pretty. she is very understanding so if you ever need someone to talk to about anything, she's your girl. she will keep your secrets because she knows how it feels when her secrets get out and she doesn't like it at all. basically an all around great/amazing person. oh and she's better than youuuu. ;)
I wish I was like Jolena, but she's too amazing.
jolena by kirsten farmington June 21, 2015
An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.
Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-
Off-brand, generic. Not as good as the real thing.
Those are some jolap shoes your mom got you from Sears.
jolap by greensborogirl February 3, 2010
Jolana’s are amazing very pretty girls pretty eyes silly goofy smart athletic but if you get on her bad side she can be a little rude like everyone or a little fake but that’s ok.
Jolana has a nice booty!
Jolana by Roller derby jay April 25, 2019
An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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