Joelah

An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.

Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-

by Not Eliza and Serafina April 4, 2016

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.

Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.

by Not Eliza and Serafina April 4, 2016

Joelah

A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.

The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.

The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.

Example 1

Male: "I love you"

Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"

Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah

by Not Serafina and Eliza March 30, 2016

joelah

the default ship name for couples that only interact with each other over text.
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent

- Hey? They're a cute couple!
-- No way they're totally a JOELAH.

by Not Serafina and Eliza April 15, 2016