Joiga

when something bad happens

oh no you are pregnant, thats a joiga moment.

Joiga by def55 November 6, 2020

Jiga

Nickname for Jonathan

Hey Jiga whats up?

Jiga by Waffles1948 September 9, 2020

Jogaque 

Noun. A time of chilling and peace. Often held as a barbeque though not necessarily always needed to be a Jogaque.

Participants in the Jogaque will eventually enter a state of mind known as Joga. A barbeque is the traditional way to enter this mindset due to the high levels of salmonella that enter the bloodstream from all the poorly cooked meat. However alcohol and buddha are often needed to acheive perfect enlightenment.

Rumour is that once in Joga, the great, merciful Lord Visram will appear to you and give you one of his many blessings depending upon just how 'enlightened' you are.

It came into place to celebrate the last official Joga, when the Prince of Theives, Lord Visram cast a flame of Allah into the shopping trolley to cook and destroy forever the massaging antichrist, Adams Snr.

Ever since the followers of Visrabia hold Jogaques to commemorate this event and give thanks to Lord Visram for his bountiful mercy. What is actually done at the Jogaques vary but usually it is tradition to shoot a fellow followers with an air rifle, eat inhuman amounts of raw meat, play Joga Bonito outside cinemas and rape random hoes.

And the Great Lord Visram raised his sidekick up into human form from a flea and he saw it was good.

And the Great Lord Visram created SOV and it was good.

And on the last day, Lord Visram created Jogaque...

and it was good.

Jogaque by Andy Horse July 23, 2007

Jigajew 

A jigaboo but a jew

That dumb darkie is also a Jew that would make him a jigajew

Jigajew by Jewboi666 February 8, 2018

jigachad 

When you are such a GigaChad that you ooze confidence = JigaChad
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Beta: Who's your daddy?
GigaChad: It's JigaChad

jigachad by Simon8989 January 5, 2022

jogaila 

Jogaila is very handsome and introverted but still needs to be around someone 24/7

-Have you ever seen him alone?
-Noo?? He’s such a Jogaila

jogaila by peeltheavocado February 25, 2018

jogay

combination of José and gay, thus making jogay.

term is applied to someone named josé who is a faggot

shut the fuck up jogay

jogay by JimothyWilson January 31, 2010