jogay

combination of José and gay, thus making jogay.

term is applied to someone named josé who is a faggot

shut the fuck up jogay

jogay by JimothyWilson January 31, 2010

Jogaque 

Noun. A time of chilling and peace. Often held as a barbeque though not necessarily always needed to be a Jogaque.

Participants in the Jogaque will eventually enter a state of mind known as Joga. A barbeque is the traditional way to enter this mindset due to the high levels of salmonella that enter the bloodstream from all the poorly cooked meat. However alcohol and buddha are often needed to acheive perfect enlightenment.

Rumour is that once in Joga, the great, merciful Lord Visram will appear to you and give you one of his many blessings depending upon just how 'enlightened' you are.

It came into place to celebrate the last official Joga, when the Prince of Theives, Lord Visram cast a flame of Allah into the shopping trolley to cook and destroy forever the massaging antichrist, Adams Snr.

Ever since the followers of Visrabia hold Jogaques to commemorate this event and give thanks to Lord Visram for his bountiful mercy. What is actually done at the Jogaques vary but usually it is tradition to shoot a fellow followers with an air rifle, eat inhuman amounts of raw meat, play Joga Bonito outside cinemas and rape random hoes.

And the Great Lord Visram raised his sidekick up into human form from a flea and he saw it was good.

And the Great Lord Visram created SOV and it was good.

And on the last day, Lord Visram created Jogaque...

and it was good.

Jogaque by Andy Horse July 23, 2007

jogaila 

Jogaila is very handsome and introverted but still needs to be around someone 24/7

-Have you ever seen him alone?
-Noo?? He’s such a Jogaila

jogaila by peeltheavocado February 25, 2018

Jogasm 

Jonas Brothers + Orgasm

The uncontrollable screaming or hyper actions pre-teen girls do when they see/talk about/hear anything to do with the Jonas Brothers.

The terms 'jogasmic' is also linked to the word Jogasm. See example.

Ten year old Jogasmic girl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON TV! OMFGOMFOSJFSFKSJDHF!!!!

Normal person 1: Wtf, what is wrong with your sister?

Normal person 2: Oh, she's having a Jogasm over those gay bitch boys on tv.

Jogasm by anti-jogasms (ashley, nz) February 15, 2010

Jogan

The end of your life.
Once you have encountered Jogan, you can never stop shipping it.

It is the pairing between Julian Larson and Logan Wright, in the popular fanfiction Dalton, by CP Coulter.

The pairing has a dedicated fanbase, who board the Jogan Gondola. These Gondoliers, are said to live, breathe, and speak Jogan.

Jogan, until my dying day.

Jogan by contagonistlove August 14, 2011

joaye 

anything and everything

There’s a joaye in my boot!
Top of the joaye to ya!
Hay joaye!
Shiver me joayes!

joaye by joaye.com November 25, 2018

Jonaye 

The best most funnies most beautiful girl in the world. She is caring and a great best friend. She always knows how to cheer you up. She will always be there for you. She can be a dork at times, but in a good way. She is unlike anyone else.

I love you Jonaye.

Jonaye by HUZA! September 5, 2011