Johntesh

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capable of breathing under water at a younger age
amphibious and known for affinity to water

Girl 1: "Have you seen that Johntesh near the pond?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! It had the Atlantic Ocean between his eyes!"

Johntesh by Amphibian Scholar M.d. December 7, 2017

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Johnesha

the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.

boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect

Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019

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John Tesh

Rock in its purest most hardkore form

Saying Tesh Rock is like say Rock Rock!

John Tesh by BondageBoyo August 16, 2004

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john tesh

One of the most unique, talented, otherworldly,decent persons this side of the world. Also a Cancer.

"Dude, did you enjoy his concert? It rocked hard!"

"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"

john tesh by TheNewAgeRiseth May 9, 2005

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johniesha

one annoying ass bitch,but loves everything. yeah,she can be a whiny bitchass hoe but you can learn to live with it.

“and i was like- omg..”
“what chad?”
“it’s johniesha,brad...”
“oh no-“

johniesha by flamin.gucci April 13, 2019

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Johniesha

Johniesha means the baddest of them all. They are mostly Scorpio's and Sagittarius's.

My girl johniesha is a baddie

Johniesha by Baddiesssonlyyyyy November 22, 2021

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Johniesha

Johniesha's are wonderful. They wont let a nigga or female get out of line. They are bred with a mother who dont care, and a father with anger issues. Johniesha's are the best

Girl my name johniesha.

Johniesha by Baddiesssonlyyyyy November 22, 2021

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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