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Johntesh 

standard froggo
capable of breathing under water at a younger age
amphibious and known for affinity to water
Girl 1: "Have you seen that Johntesh near the pond?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! It had the Atlantic Ocean between his eyes!"
Johntesh by Amphibian Scholar M.d. December 7, 2017
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Johnesha 

the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.
boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect
Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019
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John Tesh 

Rock in its purest most hardkore form
Saying Tesh Rock is like say Rock Rock!
John Tesh by BondageBoyo August 16, 2004

john tesh 

One of the most unique, talented, otherworldly,decent persons this side of the world. Also a Cancer.
"Dude, did you enjoy his concert? It rocked hard!"

"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"
john tesh by TheNewAgeRiseth May 9, 2005

johniesha 

one annoying ass bitch,but loves everything. yeah,she can be a whiny bitchass hoe but you can learn to live with it.
“and i was like- omg..”
“what chad?”
“it’s johniesha,brad...”
“oh no-“
johniesha by flamin.gucci April 13, 2019

Johniesha 

Johniesha means the baddest of them all. They are mostly Scorpio's and Sagittarius's.
My girl johniesha is a baddie
Johniesha by Baddiesssonlyyyyy November 22, 2021

Johniesha 

Johniesha's are wonderful. They wont let a nigga or female get out of line. They are bred with a mother who dont care, and a father with anger issues. Johniesha's are the best
Girl my name johniesha.
Johniesha by Baddiesssonlyyyyy November 22, 2021
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