Johnsonism 

Fascism.

BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?"

Everybody: "You mean fascism?"

Johnsonism by F464 December 20, 2019

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons

You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.

Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012

Calvin Johnsons 

21 inch rims. Usually gold.

I got my own slab with Calvin Johnsons on it. If you don't know the lingo, them 21's homie.

Calvin Johnsons by WBT September 19, 2007

dwayne "the rock" johnsons 

Male genitalia, testicles.

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

dwayne "the rock" johnsons by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021

johnsons baby acid 

Street name in Austin, Texas for the drug ecstasy.

You: Are you high? What are you on?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?

johnsons baby acid by Crazy Legs 1966 November 18, 2017

Swift Johnsoning 

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

Swift Johnsoning by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

Dwayne the rock Johnsons 

Another word for big testicals

John I have massive cojones

Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons

Dwayne the rock Johnsons by nuketown20093062 February 22, 2022