A Smith/Larz word to describe an out of this world sexual experience without sounding derogatory or crude, and also can be said around the family table without anyone else knowing what the fuck it means
**smirh** Hey, Larz, did you manage to go to Johnsonia last night?
**Larz** Yes I did mate, the girl was tang, worked it like a boss, so much so, that this chap was unprepared and she had to provide a Johnson sock so I could get her to ride me like a Denver bucking bronco
**Larz** Yes I did mate, the girl was tang, worked it like a boss, so much so, that this chap was unprepared and she had to provide a Johnson sock so I could get her to ride me like a Denver bucking bronco
by Smith & Larz October 15, 2018
Get the Johnsonia mug.A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.
That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...
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Get the Ron Johnson mug.A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
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Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.
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