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Johnsonia

A Smith/Larz word to describe an out of this world sexual experience without sounding derogatory or crude, and also can be said around the family table without anyone else knowing what the fuck it means
**smirh** Hey, Larz, did you manage to go to Johnsonia last night?

**Larz** Yes I did mate, the girl was tang, worked it like a boss, so much so, that this chap was unprepared and she had to provide a Johnson sock so I could get her to ride me like a Denver bucking bronco
by Smith & Larz October 15, 2018
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Kai Johnson

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.
That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...
by JJTheDude June 10, 2019
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Ron Johnson

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.
"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."
by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020
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hippy johnson

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
by Jude-O November 5, 2017
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Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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Kirk Johnson

One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.

Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.
That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's
by KJ2010 November 21, 2010
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Ligma Johnson

A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)
I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "
by Rahul Ligma October 29, 2022
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