Johnsonite

Used to describe a supporter of the Conservative Politician Boris Johnson.

"Have you seen those Tories on the TV?"
"How can they defend Boris-Stupid Johnsonites"

by TheFuturePM April 4, 2022

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Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

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johsonie

A sweet and beautiful young woman who is very sweet at first but is crazy when you get to know her.

Zodiac; Cancer

Bean: wanna go skydive?!
Peanut butter: You sure are a Johsonie...

by What Does Johsonie Mean? June 2, 2018

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Johnsontration

Intensly staring at some one, fantasizing about the person or persons involved with your penis (Johnson).

1. John: Why cant Joe hear me?
Mike: Because he's deep in johnsontration.

2. Damnit man! You broke my johnsontration!

by J Dee Oh Double Gee(JASONATOR) May 22, 2011

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Johnsonian Brassneckery

Used to describe someone who compulsively lies with exceptional conviction (in the style of previous UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.)

Honestly, we don't know how he even believes the things h's saying, we all know its utter bollocks. Totally deluded, a serious case of johnsonian brassneckery

by SemiColonicus July 16, 2022

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Johnsoning

The act of being stubborn or unrelenting in a way that is hidden behind a veil of cute and aesthetically pleasing behavior and therefor difficult to perceive.

In that outfit, with that smile, I lost the debate. She was totally johnsoning me.

by Knowaspear April 25, 2011

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oh long johnsoning

A term used in the show: South Park as a type of meme in the episode "Faith Hilling". This meme is portrayed as a person continuously saying "Oh Long Johnson" in a dangerous situation.

A boy was Oh Long Johnsoning in the road. After he said "Oh Long Johnson" for the 5th time. A truck hit him on his Rearend, punishing him for Oh Long Johnsoning in the Traffic.

by thenegativedegree November 3, 2013

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