Johnny-T

A UK slang term for a cannabis Joint

"Hey, light that Johnny-T"
"I'm gonna roll a Johnny-T soon"
"Oi, wake up. Here Have this Johnny-T "

Johnny-T by idkmanbutnotusedbysomeoneelse June 7, 2020

johnny t'd 

A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.

Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd

johnny t'd by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015

Johnny Test

Some kid from Cartoon Network with flaming hair that has a talking dog, keeps breaking in to their sister's lab and always yells.

Johnny Test: TO THE LAB!!!
Me: Stop yelling.

Johnny Test by A Silly Gentleman May 29, 2014

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac 

A 7 issue comic book series created by Jhonen Vasquez, following the life of a mentally unstable and tormented man, named Johnny.
Now, Johnny C. (Nny for short) talks to his inner voices reflected in inanimate objects, goes on many philosophical rants, terrorizes his little neighbor and most of all: kills people. A lot of people. Though most of his victims seem to have deserved their gory fate, as the story progresses, Nny seems to loose his focus and kills for rather petty reasons. Well now, I won’t ruin the plot for you. Read it for yourself.

The nature of the humor (Yes, this is in fact a very humorous series) is of course, rather dark, with ironic puns and most of all; satire.

" Hey, did you read the last issue of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?"

" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." - Nny

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by EvilCreampuff December 13, 2005

Johnny Tran 

The jacked Asian character that Asian actor Rick Yune played in the movie "The Fast and The Furious". He had an affinity for collecting motorcycles and DVD players. Unfortunately SWAT did go into his house and disrespect his whole family. Then more unfortunately, he was shot by Brian O'Connor after shooting Jesse.

Man I wish I had a tricked out S2K like Johnny Tran

Johnny Tran by JMack1 June 28, 2010

Johnny Threechord 

Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...

Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.

Johnny Threechord by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac 

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is a comic made by Jhonen Vasques, who also made Invader Zim, Squee, and many more. It revolves around a man named Johnny. C (Or Nny, pronounced Knee) who is indeed a Homicidal Maniac. He tends to kill those who irritate him in the slightest (For turning the BrainFreezy machine off at 2AM). He resides in the house number 777. A single story house with a maze of a basement, filled with torture devices and bodies to fill them. He kills his victims and drains them of there blood for painting a wall, in which case if he doesn’t the 'thing' will escape. Johnny is plagued by voices named Nailbunny, Mr. Fuck, and Phycodoughboy. Nailbunny representing the closest thing Nny has to a voice of reason, Mr. Fuck tends to tell Nny to just kill himself and get it all over with, while Phyco tends to tell Nny to go out and kill someone else and feed his wall. Later in the comics Nny ends up dead taking a trip to heaven and hell and finding them to his distaste. Also learning that he is a 'wastelock' something that takes up all the human negativity and filters it. He is sent back to earth with this information and doubts weather it was real or just some dream. Nny then starts for trying to find freedom by not feeling, in which a new voice tried to make Johnny Feel. Its a wondrous little comic with an interesting message laid in think with the blood.

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is an good book to read

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac by Kats_Coven July 31, 2006