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Johnetta 

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.
Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.
Johnetta by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018
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johnnisha 

A very fine and sexy girl with hella boys chasing after it. Although her forehead is rather big she still slays it. Any one with a friend named Johnnisha should e proud of her and never let her go no matter what.
Keketoternt: hey how have u been Johnnisha
Friend:good thanks for asking
johnnisha by That girl 4643688333 February 6, 2018
A sexual act when a mockney/cockney inserts the bristle end of a chimney broom in and around their bum hole while looking at a picture of Ben Fogle.
Last night I was so bored I taught myself how to johnitter.
Johnitter by Gonzo91 April 6, 2021

johnnettephobia

discrimination/oppression against people called johnnette
hannah,adele, finlay or hope: "does something johnnettephobic"

johnnette: thats johnnettephobia

johnnette 

Loving
Caring
Will give her last
But she don't play when it comes to her family
Johnnette will fuck you up
johnnette by Johnnette December 18, 2016

Johnitta 

A girl that's usually really outgoing and charismatic. Extremely intense. Very talkative. Very emotional. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy, but will lay someone out if need be.
That is a Johnitta type personality.
Johnitta by JRAgency November 23, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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