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Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.
So I just meant this girl named jonisha aye she's pretty cool

A Jonisha? You got you a Jonisha your so lucky don't ever switch up on you she will tell you like it is and she is the most loyal person you'll ever meet.
Jonisha by Band.bae August 15, 2017
She is a God fearing woman. She is a loving and kind person. She loves on you hard. She is a very out going person. She is very passionate about everything she does. She has all the patience in the world but don't ever get on her bad side. She is a ride or die chick. When she is with you, she down to the end but when she let go she is DONE. Once you get a Jonisha hold on TIGHT because she is the best friend you always wanted. #LOVING #KIND #SWEET
Jonisha is the best you will ever have!
jonisha by Jonisha January 8, 2017

Joneisha 

Joneisha's are very will-powered females, beautiful and have a bubbly personality. Joneisha's are always ready to learn new things and experience different things. Joneisha's get very nervous around guys they tend to fall for and are scared of letting out their feelings for him. Joneisha's usually have very nice bodies. They are friendly to everyone even those who dislikes them and are always willing to lend a helping hand. Joneisha's are very self concious about themselves mainly because of past events. If you ever get to meet a Joneisha get to know her and you will see they are the greatest friends to have. Joneisha's usually fall for guys that are not the same race as them and they don't like stereotypes.
Joneisha is amazing
Joneisha by weeeeeeeeeejgjgjgg April 10, 2012

Johnesha 

the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.
boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect
Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019

JohnMichael 

JohnMichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles
1. wow.. all the girls love JohnMichael.
2. JohnMichael is soo handsome.
JohnMichael by his maker January 6, 2010
Johnniah is has a creative mind ,very funny,and loves to play ,people likes how they act and loves to be in everything .they are a good person to talk to about anything thing.But don't take them for granted cause they will snap on you in a heartbeat about them or the people they care about.
Johnniah is very intelligent .
Johnniah by Slay_here October 4, 2018
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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