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Johnish - {Jan-ish} Adjective Mopey, Pessimistic, Filled with a lack of hope for the world, Disdainful, Self-Hating, Emo

Comes from the "Latin" Root "John Strange" who is frequently Johnish
Person 1: hey man I am so worthless, there is nothing left in this world for me. *Breaks into tears*

Person 2: Hey Dude What the heck?! Quit being so Johnish and grow some stones. Your life is not that bad!
Johnish by GreyTalon May 25, 2010
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Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.
So I just meant this girl named jonisha aye she's pretty cool

A Jonisha? You got you a Jonisha your so lucky don't ever switch up on you she will tell you like it is and she is the most loyal person you'll ever meet.
Jonisha by Band.bae August 15, 2017
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She is a God fearing woman. She is a loving and kind person. She loves on you hard. She is a very out going person. She is very passionate about everything she does. She has all the patience in the world but don't ever get on her bad side. She is a ride or die chick. When she is with you, she down to the end but when she let go she is DONE. Once you get a Jonisha hold on TIGHT because she is the best friend you always wanted. #LOVING #KIND #SWEET
Jonisha is the best you will ever have!
jonisha by Jonisha January 8, 2017
The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Johnesha 

the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.
boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect
Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019

johnnisha 

A very fine and sexy girl with hella boys chasing after it. Although her forehead is rather big she still slays it. Any one with a friend named Johnnisha should e proud of her and never let her go no matter what.
Keketoternt: hey how have u been Johnnisha
Friend:good thanks for asking
johnnisha by That girl 4643688333 February 6, 2018

johnisha 

Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world and it stay wet
Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world best pussy in the world
johnisha by Ndbebfbe September 13, 2015
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