johnerthan (or john, for short) is
the manager of all dimensions. he does not tolerate wrongdoings, such as violation of the inter-dimensional laws. he gets
exhausted from having to manage
infinite dimensions, and punishing wrongdoings of mortals.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
jim: i am
going to eat beans right out of the can
tim:
you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
