johnbert

Johnbert is one of the most handsome man he is kind, loyal, faithful,honest,of the sweeties man you may know and a hard working

My classmate johnbert is one of a kind

by Legend of all legend June 7, 2021

johnberg

it can mean anything you want it to mean. Origionally created by the heady rippers of glastonbury, it can refer to a person, or an activity. or pretty much anything.

"I'm gonna go johnberg around for a while, do ya wanna come with me?"

"What does this crazy johnberg think he's doing?"

by heady ripper June 22, 2004

Johbert

Noun.
A person carrying an open mind and deep thinking.
A natural born leader and achiever.

That's a great idea! You think like a johbert.

by John Awake June 10, 2021

Johbert

Noun.
A name carrying an open mind and deep thinking. Naturally born leader and achiever.

Wow! That's a really great idea! You think like a Johbert.

by John Awake June 10, 2021

johnerthan

johnerthan (or john, for short) is the manager of all dimensions. he does not tolerate wrongdoings, such as violation of the inter-dimensional laws. he gets exhausted from having to manage infinite dimensions, and punishing wrongdoings of mortals.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.

jim: i am going to eat beans right out of the can
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive

by nashdawaffle April 7, 2024

johnerthan

the manager, guide, and punisher for all dimensions

tim: how do i get to the whevu dimension?
bim: ask johnerthan.

by nashdawaffle April 7, 2024