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Rian Johnsoned it 

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to do something spectacularly stupid
My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.

I really Rian Johnsoned it.
Rian Johnsoned it by fandom menace September 6, 2018

Johnstoned 

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ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.
I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.
Johnstoned by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

Sgt. Johnsoned 

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When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.

refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.
Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?

Nick:What!?

Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!
Sgt. Johnsoned by Mr.Mohawk December 27, 2011

Johnsoned

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The act of losing dis dick or your testicles
Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
Johnsoned by Dis Dick_12 October 27, 2020

Nathan Johnstone 

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A Awesome Guitar Player, Who has Many Friends , with a variety of names from Aaron to Louis , enjoys Xbox and Running , Loves Cross-country and wishes to continue it in further life, overall swell guy sometimes gets angry when beaten at Quickscoping.
He Reminds me of a Nathan Johnstone
Nathan Johnstone by BARK3RR November 23, 2011

Johnsoned

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When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
Johnsoned by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018
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