Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

John Stones by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

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John Stones

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

John Stones by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018

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Johnstoned

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

Johnstoned by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

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Nathan Johnstone

A Awesome Guitar Player, Who has Many Friends , with a variety of names from Aaron to Louis , enjoys Xbox and Running , Loves Cross-country and wishes to continue it in further life, overall swell guy sometimes gets angry when beaten at Quickscoping.

He Reminds me of a Nathan Johnstone

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Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone

One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.

Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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