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John Lithgow Disease 

noun: the unfortunate condition suffered by persons whose every utterance sounds sarcastic, supercilious, or condescending
It was a compliment to say "I like your dress," it just didn't come out that way because I have John Lithgow Disease.

John Linnell

Sexy middle-aged accordion player for They Might Be Giants with really cool hair.
lawl, i luv john linnell.
John Linnell by TaraTheGianthead February 15, 2006

john lindsey

A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...
I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!
john lindsey by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005

John Lizzard 

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell
John Lizzard by Iamveryannoying November 4, 2020

John Lifeguard 

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
An adjective that describes massive f**king betrayal or sellout of either an individual or a whole community, especially of someone’s own race. The origin comes from New York Senator John Liu’s 2025 unethical decision to allow billionaires build a luxury casino in his own Chinese district claiming “Chinese people love gambling,” in Flushing, NY. Since then, all the Chinese grandmas on the street have been since calling him national traitor who wants to bury the futures of the people-of-color working families.
Yo why did you sell me out like that, bro?? That was so motherf**king John Liu of you.
John Liu by Woaifalasheng October 10, 2025