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John Kerry status 

1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.
1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)

You have just gone John Kerry status on me.

2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)

3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech
John Kerry status by pfidr34 August 29, 2006

Senator John Kerry 

One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.

Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.

Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women

Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.

Statement: I will bring our boys home

Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.

John Kerrys

A slang term for flip-flop sandals. Stems from allegations that John Kerry "flip-flopped" on issues during the 2004 election.
Hey, Angela, those are some nice John Kerrys.
John Kerrys by lordacro April 25, 2006
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026