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John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.
Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF

John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy
I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life
John Cena’s nightmare by Shira November 1, 2020

John Cena Special

You can't see it coming.
You do know about John Cena Special? That's wicked.
John Cena Special by Sosku10 August 17, 2021

John Cenas Bath Water 

Best account account in the IGWC ☝️😀. Also used as a code for sex!