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A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back
john ed by shoutout2dogsnaninaedlock August 27, 2020
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John'ed
Being John'ed is when one makes plans involving a game being played, Where the opposing end proceeds to drop off the face of the fucking earth, Only to respond seven hours to three weeks later, Timing can differ to various level's of John.
"HEY ! Wanna play Helldivers ?" "Sure thing. Let me hop on my PC." *Seven weeks later* "My bad i got busy" "You fucking John'ed me."
John'ed by JankyJuggalo August 28, 2025
John Ed Rogers
The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.
John Ed Rogers by Extremely Lucky KittymayIV May 27, 2021
Prince John-ed
Wallet-raped, taxed to death. Refers to the character in Robin Hood, who "taxed the souls out of the people".
Prince John-ed by Falcondraco December 18, 2012
John Daniel-ed.
When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.
Person 1: What is this on my pants??
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
John Daniel-ed. by Boydimus December 10, 2010
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John Hamilton’ed by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020