Definitions by Tinzopopo

John’ed

When someone asks you for advice and then completely ignores it

When she asked me, I told her not to photograph the wild foxes but she totally john’ed me

John’ed by Tinzopopo February 15, 2023

Hand-brake skid 

To wipe your bottom with your own hand then shake someone else’s hand leaving a skid mark

No way Shane just totally give me a hand-brake skid

Hand-brake skid by Tinzopopo December 4, 2020