elton john'ing it

the act of covering up homo-sexuality or gayness by marrying a woman and having children.

A: "who wears skinny jeans and a pink shirt? man that guy is deffinatly gay "

B:"Nahh, i no him. hes got a girlfriend, and shes having a baby in a few months"
A: "Yeahh, well he's probley just elton john'ing it"

by Seek the king of New Hampshire January 27, 2011

John'ed

Being John'ed is when one makes plans involving a game being played, Where the opposing end proceeds to drop off the face of the fucking earth, Only to respond seven hours to three weeks later, Timing can differ to various level's of John.

"HEY ! Wanna play Helldivers ?" "Sure thing. Let me hop on my PC." *Seven weeks later* "My bad i got busy" "You fucking John'ed me."

by JankyJuggalo August 28, 2025