Johdie 

The coolest bitch to ever exist! She is the epitome of cool and will have someone kick your ass if you piss of her friends. If she likes you she is a complete angel around you!

A Johdie always has a demonic bestie to do the fighting for her so watch out!

Person 1: That girl sent someone to beat me up!
Person 2: She must be a Johdie

Johdie by Psychopathic Little Shit September 20, 2021

Jordie 

A jordie is a attractive female with big tits.

Dude, that chick with big tits is definitely a jordie.

Jordie by Ucfjordan November 12, 2018

jodie comer 

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.

jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.

jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020

Jordie Jordan 

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .

Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?

Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.

Jordie Jordan by Samuel Richard McGravy Jordan March 13, 2021

to impress jodie foster 

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

to impress jodie foster by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008

dave and jodie 

Two of the hottest people on earth!!! Great lovers and the bestest of friends.

Man!!, I wish we were dave and jodie , they have great sex,then go shopping

dave and jodie by Super D 08 November 27, 2020

A-Jodie-Amount 

A-Jodie-Amount is a way to describe someone who drinks beyond their capabilities. Usually resulting in an awful hangover including sickness.

She drank A-Jodie-Amount last night.
"How are you feeling today?" "Not good hun, I drunk A-Jodie-Amount last night."

A-Jodie-Amount by Funnymum24 April 23, 2017