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The creator of all things; thee who once was all. Joeuf is all we know, even inside de darkest and deepest caves, he see's all.
''All praise the all father Joeuf, protect us from whom who stole our wives and land, punish them with fire and blood.''
Joeuf by John Egg April 14, 2022
Words you can keep
a young buck, who knows what the lady's like and satisfy's P.Y.T.'s on a daily basis.
joesuff swings all day twenty-four 7, 3six5
Joesuff by Raising the Bar April 30, 2009
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A word that can be used to describe anything that is good looking. Variations on the word include Joufing, which is to cruise for girls and Joufage which is used to describe an attractive group of girls.
Matt: Glynn man did you see that girl? she was seriously Joufe.

Jamie: Hey Matt last night i went out joufing. But none of them payed me any attention.
Matt: Thats because no joufe girl in her right mind would would get on you. You're a complete fannyface. Plus no joufe girl would touch a person who won the Mr Bean look-alike contest three years in a row.
Joufe by Glynn Thomas April 5, 2008
He Cool aight but he dumb in a good way
Yo is that joeffer, tell him to come here nigga
Joeffer by Yahboydaythorten January 16, 2018

Joefundo 

A woman that is not necessarily ugly, but looks like a man.

It is in violation of the Guy code not to, when witnessing one of these creatures in the presence of friends of any gender, say "joefundo" and do the motion described below.

Simply look down at your crotch.
Watching the view with your girlfriend and your guy friend walks into the room and sees the TV.

Guy B: Whoa, dude.... who is that?
Guy A: Looks at Guy B.
Guy B: Nods.
Both: Joefundo (Both proceed to do the "Joefundo" motion)
Joefundo by Ds14 October 23, 2006
A really sexy filipino/asian boy, but is a player.
Damn, check out that joeffre over there.
Joeffre by duckee123 July 6, 2011
an individual who has great sexual attractivity (usually pertaining to the opposite sex)
Whoa!!! That guy was a jeuf!
jeuf by Jessica April 4, 2004
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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