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joel hokka 

the hottest man in the world
x: have you seen that guy? he’s got long blonde hair and blue eyes. he’s hot, huh?
x: mh, not as hot as Joel Hokka.
joel hokka by tellmewhy May 25, 2021

Joel Harris 

An alcoholic drink that consists of 1 part Sparks Energy drink and 1 part Champagne. Common drink among hooker in the Lake Geneva, WI area.
I'll have a Bloody Mary and the lady will have a Joel Harris.
Joel Harris by Just 1 person January 13, 2011

Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.
Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman
Joel Heyman by RTFan1990 October 26, 2011

Joel Hutchings 

Joel Hutchings is most likely the name of a person, probably with the first name 'Joel' and the last name 'Hutchings.'
Joel Hutchings is a nice person.

Joel hatch 

a type of person who is in love with there senpai
The President of the united states from 2275 to 2282
JOEL HATCH "something something penis joke"
Joel hatch by Joel Hatch October 20, 2017

A Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..
"Your boss is pretty hot."

"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."
A Joel Heyman by andThangs June 10, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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