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Joedes is a name used for a very compassionate person. She is a quiet shy girl, but slowly you get to know her and see how funny she is. She has a big heart and will never let you down. If you find yourself a Joedes, never let her go. Joedeses also tend to be very beautiful. Always getting attention and love from others. Although, she may not always feel loved and cared for. So if you know a Joedes, tell her she is!
Person 1: “Wow that girl is amazing!”
Person 2: “Yeah she’s a Joedes for sure.”

Person 1: “What’s a Joedes?”

Person 2: “Only the most amazing person you’d ever know!”
Joedes by toelickerlover November 20, 2023
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often known for his uncoordinated walking style. Known for bringing the soccer ball and pissing of teachers especially in gym class because of his non inability to play sports. Known for his dirty joesauce.
man: Were is Joedeek with the soccer ball

man:he is probably eating some of his dirty joesauce
Joedeek by Jleader January 26, 2015
Related Words
Joedes • joedee • joenes • Joeness • joedeen • joddesy • Jodesi • Jodesian • Jodessa • jodessy
A radical, international, 22nd century philosophical practice unifying all male men named Joe, Joseph, Giuseppe, Yosef, etc.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.
Joe: "Want a cupcake?"
Joe: *nods*

...Joedism.
Joedism by bizarnite February 17, 2008

Jordesbians 

Noun, Adj - Jordan fans who are so blinded by nostalgia. They refuse to acknowledge that Jordan played in a weak era. They often site his finals record of 6-0 but dismiss his 1-9 record in the first round before Scottie Pippen was drafted. Usually, They believe everything from the nineties is better than anything today.

These people are unreasonable and possibly violent when confronted with opposing views or reality.

They have an unreasonable obsession with destroying the legacy of Lebron James.
Jordesbians will do anything to protect the reputation of daddy MJ.

"Jordan got Two rings against Utah and one against Seattle, that's not exactly tough competition

Jordesbians - That Utah team would beat the Kevin Durant Warriors in 5 games.."

Jordesbians - If Lebron played in the 90s he avg 15 points at best.
Jordesbians by SuperstardjSupreme September 15, 2019
Their love is written in the stars.
Oh it must be a joedee.
joedee by jodie247 August 2, 2014
the perfect name for the captain of a boat, plays a lot of rust and can’t spray the ak.
Jodes, sewiously get in the god damn boat.
Jodes by Tyler Babess February 18, 2020
someone you dont get to see often or someone you miss
wish opon a star my joddesy
joddesy by cloutchaser3 November 21, 2019
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