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Jonessa is a unique name that can from 2 parents in 2006. It’s a mixture of Vanessa and Jonathan
Jonessa is very unique and cool.
jonessa by Annyimois July 30, 2018
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Very nice and considering person sometimes selfish but very lovely
I wish I had a jadessa Bc they are amazing
jadessa by Abby fitch August 28, 2017
Baddest girl alive. Absolutely stunning. Beautiful. Unbelievable body. Fatt asl ass. Perfect titties. You just wish you could fuck the shit outta this bitch. Your dick will be addicted to her.
Guy A: Yo that bitch bad af
Guy B: Yeah, a total Jonessa.
Jonessa by Brandon26 May 25, 2019
A unique name that was given to a girl in 2004. It is a mix of the names Joseph and Vanessa.
“You are the only person I know with the name Jonessa!” -Simon
“Jonessa is pretty unique” -Everyone
Jonessa by GrassyAssy April 8, 2019

Jodersan 

A chill, talented, cute, person to be with. He really matches your energy to be honest. If you’re sad, he’ll cry with you. If you’re happy, he’s happy with you. He’s just real.
Jodersan is honestly a vibe😁
Jadessa is very cute girl and the best you could ever meet at first she might seem not so great and very shy but i promise you once you get to know her you wont regret it .She will be there for you when you need her the most and when you have earned her trust there is nothing more to ask for .Guys often like her but she’s not usually giving the same energy back but when she does she gives them all her time and love so you better not mess it up
I wish i could have jadessa she’s the best
Jadessa by Becky005 November 23, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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