Cleto: Bro, I heard you threw jodasos with some gavacho at Allsup's last night.
Jesús: Por serio, carnal. I handed it to that pinche guero puto, a la madre.
Jesús: Por serio, carnal. I handed it to that pinche guero puto, a la madre.
by El Don Diguidi August 23, 2005
Get the jodaso mug.A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.
Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016
Get the No me jodas mug.by Raffa August 19, 2003
Get the no jodas mug.(noun) All those jb fans that are obessed with the jonas brothers
how to tell if u are blessed with this name....
1.) You see someone that looks like jb and start to think of questions to aske them...
2.)Your room is wallpapered with posters of only jb
3.) you feel like your gonna die if you dont see the jb on every tour they go on
4.) you buy the same foods they eat because u saw them eat it
5.) you know every youtube made by jb by heart
6.) inside jokes come from jb
7.) you dont go one day without thinking of them (jb)
8.) you have over 50 jb songs on your ipod
9.) your docter has told you that u have been diagnosed with OJD (obsessive jonas disorder)
10.) you get sad when you hear something about diabetes because u are reminded of nick jonas
11.) you can point out which year a photo of them was taken
12.) everything you do always has something to do with jonas brothers
13.) you have seen every picture taken of the jonas brothers
14.) you google the jonas brothers everyday to see if anything is new
15.) you comment jb atleast once a day on myspace or facebook
16.) you have atleast 10 jb shirts
17.)you have called the jonas brothers number once a week
18.) you will buy any magazine if it has jonas brothers on the cover.
19.) Your background for phone, computer and anything else is the jonas brothers
20.) you own coverse because you saw that jb owned them
21.) you bought rayban look-a-likes because jb has them
22.) you started to say poned because they say it
23.) you went and saw jb 3-d concert experience the first day it came out even if it ment to drive 30 miles to go to a mivie theatre
24.) you listen to jb 24/7
25.) you dont care how many people know u love jb
26.) you went and bought the jb cologne they use
27.) when they are guests on tv shows you watch that tv show even if u hate the host
28.) the only reason why u watch disney channel is because of the jonas brothers
29.) your basic necessities are: food, shelter, Jonas brothers, some clothes
30.) you say OMJ instead of OMG
how to tell if u are blessed with this name....
1.) You see someone that looks like jb and start to think of questions to aske them...
2.)Your room is wallpapered with posters of only jb
3.) you feel like your gonna die if you dont see the jb on every tour they go on
4.) you buy the same foods they eat because u saw them eat it
5.) you know every youtube made by jb by heart
6.) inside jokes come from jb
7.) you dont go one day without thinking of them (jb)
8.) you have over 50 jb songs on your ipod
9.) your docter has told you that u have been diagnosed with OJD (obsessive jonas disorder)
10.) you get sad when you hear something about diabetes because u are reminded of nick jonas
11.) you can point out which year a photo of them was taken
12.) everything you do always has something to do with jonas brothers
13.) you have seen every picture taken of the jonas brothers
14.) you google the jonas brothers everyday to see if anything is new
15.) you comment jb atleast once a day on myspace or facebook
16.) you have atleast 10 jb shirts
17.)you have called the jonas brothers number once a week
18.) you will buy any magazine if it has jonas brothers on the cover.
19.) Your background for phone, computer and anything else is the jonas brothers
20.) you own coverse because you saw that jb owned them
21.) you bought rayban look-a-likes because jb has them
22.) you started to say poned because they say it
23.) you went and saw jb 3-d concert experience the first day it came out even if it ment to drive 30 miles to go to a mivie theatre
24.) you listen to jb 24/7
25.) you dont care how many people know u love jb
26.) you went and bought the jb cologne they use
27.) when they are guests on tv shows you watch that tv show even if u hate the host
28.) the only reason why u watch disney channel is because of the jonas brothers
29.) your basic necessities are: food, shelter, Jonas brothers, some clothes
30.) you say OMJ instead of OMG
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by Heather jillian Jonas May 16, 2009
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Why are you wasting your time talking to that dick? He's just a judas-o, not like he's going to back up anything he says.
by The Elite One August 8, 2003
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