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Jockist

A person that is a part of the religion Jockismen.
I am a Jockist!
by Swedishrat March 10, 2021
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Jockist

A St Lucian slang used to refer to someone who masterbates routinely
Gah dey buss dah mun watchin porn e...mate is a rell jockist
by saba243 November 3, 2010
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devil's jockstrap

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!
by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
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Jockism

A wonderful religion circulating our frälsare Jockiboi.

It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.
you coming to our jocki' study this sunday?

sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.
by En frälsare February 3, 2021
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denver jockstrap

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.
The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.
by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013
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Jockism

The Jockism is a newly founded religion that is believed to have taken it’s form and gaining followers in late 2020 and the beginning of year 2021. The Jockism has been referred to as a cult, but it’s members agree that it is a very sacred and holy religion. There are different ways to participate in the religion, but a tradition is sacrificing young children to a set of stairs on the last Sunday of every month. This tradition can be interpreted in different ways, some take it more literally than others. There have been instances of real children getting thrown down stairs, but it is also a common practice to throw dolls. This tradition arises when God himself, Jocki, threw his own child down the stairs to show this loyalty to his followers. If Jocki is willing to sacrifice his first born for his people, the people should be willing to sacrifice for him as well. This is also a way for people to be forgiven for their sins.

There is the tradition of drinking Coca Cola Zero. The Coca Cola Zero is also often used in praying rituals. In the praying rituals the followers do not only pray to Jocki, they also pray to his wife “Tomtemor”. Tomtemor is a love symbol in Jockism and a symbol of fertility and luck. While Jocki is a symbol of strength and guidance.

The last but the most exciting tradition is the ritual of pranks. Before Jocki became God of humanity, he was the God of pranks. Therefore it is very common to prank in the name of Jocki to honor him.
Is your sister ready to be sacrificed on Sunday?

- Hell yeah, Jocki will be so proud! I love Jockism!
by JockiLover69 March 1, 2021
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a bum's jockstrap

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.
Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!
by I, Wreckerrr January 30, 2021
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